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Joke of the Day

"""Is your refrigerator running?"" ""My fridge used to run every day, but ever since he started smoking marijuana he just lays on the couch."""

"What does a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars. Well, except for the duck."

"So I was watching gay porn yesterday... And I saw my doppelwanger."

"I like my jokes like my blues.... Cheesy"

"The Most Disgusting Joke You'll Ever Hear A young boy was licking out an old lady when all of a sudden he tasted horse cum. He sat up and said ""oh...grandma, so that's how you died"""

"my beloved wife was on the second earth as it detached from our earth and drifted forever #FirstWorldProblems"

"Why can't guys do the splits? The banana gets in the way. Banana split"

"Cat: who? Me: what? Cat: when? Me: where? Cat: how? Me: Cat: we need a life Me: we Cat: well Im dead and ur talkin to me so more you Me:"

"What do cats read in the morning ? Mewspapers !"

"Everything is easier said than done. Except for talking, that's about the same."