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Joke of the Day

"Three penguins 3 penguins are walking down the road in Arizona. First one looks at the other two and says "" what the fuck we doing out here!!!!"""

"Why do white girls like odd numbers? Because they can't even."

"There's no more dangerous entity on earth than a woman with a lot on her mind and nothing to do but think."

"Why do all polish names end in ski? Because they can't spell toboggan (This joke brought to you by a 90 yr old polish man I take care of at a nursing home)"

"What is the difference between my dick and my life? Life is harder."

"I really can't believe the price some women pay for sunglasses. I'm starting to think it'd be cheaper to get the kitchen window tinted."

"I uploaded a video to Youtube and it wasn't stolen/ reuploaded by ViralHog! ..."

"White girls spend 15% of their lives thinking about cutting bangs."

"What did the visually-challenged gentleman say as he walked past the tuna stand at the open air market on a hot summer's day? Hello ladies. Warm enough for you?"

"I hate forensic TV shows like CSI. I know for a fact that they are completely unrealistic... I mean come on, women detectives?"