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"Reward: Lost Dog What kind of a reward is a lost dog?"
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"Sex is one of the most wholesome, natural things... that money can buy. -Homeless man quoting Steve Martin."
"Did you hear about that really successful scarecrow? He is well known for being outstanding in his field."
"How many people does it take to screw in a light? Two, but I don't know how they'll fit inside the bulb"
"Camping. Or as I like to call it: ""White people playing homeless."""
"How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck it's dick."
"A German lands in Paris... Upon having his passport verified, the French officer asks him: -Occupation? -Oh, no no, just visiting!"
"Going to the middle east for Christmas Because Christmas is da bomb there... Came up that myself. I'll walk myself out..."
"what do you say when you're out of spoons? fork it."