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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear the one about the man who was run over by a Nissan? He had to pay the altamate price."
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"Why can't American engineers design linear actuators? Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom."
"""did you hear the one about the grizzly who-"" dude stop ""it's just a joke man"" i know it's stupid but- *points to my date* bear with me"
"My Grandfather... My grandfather covered himself in lard a month before his death... After that he went downhill very quickly."
"Why do Communists only write in lowercase? Because they hate Capitalism."
"Craigslist A man placed an ad on his local craigslist: ""Wife wanted"". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: ""You can have mine."""
"I used to think I had bad taste, but then I met my girlfriend and now I know what someone with bad taste really looks like."
"Apparently Facebook has been flying drones around in third world countries They are trying to kill everyone who isn't on facebook"
"Whats the hardest part of vegetable to eat? The wheelchair."
"Humans are so stupid! This is why aliens probe us. They think our brains are up our butts."