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Joke of the Day

"What is Peyton Manning's favorite Counting Crows song? Omaha"

"My roommate claims I'm schizophrenic. Jokes on him. I don't have a roommate."

"If the Fresh Prince owned an airline, what would it be called? BelAir"

"A girl told me to come over... A girl told me, ""Come over, nobody's home."" I went over, nobody was home. (Rodney Dangerfield)"

"I love waking up to the sound of birds arguing with their spouses."

"Think about something positive! What's the first thing that comes to your mind? My HIV test."

"As we enter 2015, it's refreshing to see that racism no longer exists in the US. Black people can now be anything they want to be As long as it's the President or shot."

"Ever had to force a smile while someone takes forever trying to figure out how to use the camera? That's how teenagers feel 24 hours a day."

"What do you get if you cross pigs with a lot of grapes ? A swine gut !"

"What do you call ""nigga milk""? Coffee."