223215

Joke of the Day

"Usain Bolt's net worth is $60 million. How did he get so rich? By saving the gas money!"

"My brother... Likes driving black and white F1 race cars. They call him the F1 racist."

"There's 3 types of people in this world People who can count and people who can't count"

"What does the sign of an out of business brothel say? Beat it. We're closed."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Burton ! Burton who ? Burton in the hand is worth two in the bush !"

"Volkswagen How many Jews Can you fit in a Volkswagen? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and 6 million in the ashtray"

"I told facebook my concerns about lack of privacy; they said they already knew how I felt about it."

"I like my women like I like my fields..... fertile and full of my seed"

"Best Buy's MLK Day sale Half off all black speakers, today only"

"*nose hairs growing out of control *buys tiny scissors *jam them in the eyes of whoever I catch staring at my nose hairs"