114643

Joke of the Day

"Yo momma so fat I'm really starting to get worried about her health."

"Want to hear a joke about the ozone layer? [depleted]"

"The past, present and future walk into a bar.. It was tense."

"I'm at my most ""penguin"", when I'm walking to get more toilet paper with my shorts around my ankles."

"What's the difference between a cat and a politician? A cat will lie *on* your face. A politician will lie *to* your face."

"New evidence has been found outside the Pistorius home that completely acquits him of his girlfriend's murder. Footprints"

"What be a pirate's favorite letter? Ayy, you think it be ""r"" but it really be the ""c""."

"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I live in Canada. So, free health care."

"What's the hardest thing about nailing a baby to a tree? My Penis."

"Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor."