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Joke of the Day

"Yo momma so fat I'm really starting to get worried about her health."

"Why do blondes have big belly buttons? Their boyfriends are also blonde. [A joke I heard in grade 6.]"

"I just saw a woman push 5 little kids in a shopping cart out of Walmart. I didn't realize that you could get them in bulk now."

"Knock knock Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave breaking down into an emotional wreck and mess of tears at the realisation that the Alzheimer's has finally taken hold."

"Reality T.V. Show Idea: Put The Kardashians, Honey Boo Boo, and the Jersey Shore cast on a island. Have them fight it out until the last one stands and call it ""Who Gives A Fuk"""

"What's believing in evolution? Apetheism"

"Trust me, I'm a liar. Lawyer, I meant lawyer."

"Early this morning I was sitting on the beach wondering where the sun was... then it dawned on me"

"I'm great in bed... I can sleep for days."

"What does the Chinese government call an American with a PhD in physics, math and chemistry? STUPID AMERICAN!"