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Joke of the Day

"teacher: i'm considering moving the test to next week. you guys down with that? me (too loud): down like the dog at the end of marley & me!"

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"A guy walks into a bar with a gun he says ""Which one of you bastards fucked my wife?"" and a small voice from the back of the room says ""You haven't got enough bullets"""
"Favorite tank of ISIS is IS-2"
"Before you have kids, practice yelling ""GET UP NOW OR I WILL TAKE YOU TO SCHOOL IN YOUR PAJAMAS!"" & see if it's right for you."
"What's Trumps favourite super market? Walmart."
"What do you call the unjust murder of someone? Out of the Blue."
"What do you call a white girl with an ass? A honkey with a donk-ey"
"What does the Army call it's Muslim infantry units with vehicles? Mecca-nized infantry."
"To be honest, I'm not going to be completely happy until Facebook implements a 'I Wish You Were Dead' button."
"I had surgery today... It was touch n go at first until the doctor came in and made me stop playing grab ass with the nurses."