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Joke of the Day

"What does the Army call it's Muslim infantry units with vehicles? Mecca-nized infantry."

"So I decided to be a nude model for a local art class... they didn't ask me to do it, and I am starting to get weird looks."

"Why did the golfer wear two pants? He got a hole in one"

"Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows? They are making headlines."

"I went to a Star Wars themed bar yesterday They served everything in solo cups"

"Who's the biggest hoe in history? Mrs. Pacman. For 25 cents, that bitch swallowed balls till she died."

"What's a 68? You do me, and I'll owe you 1!!"

"My son just said he's going to write his name on our cat with a raisin. Guess I won't have to waste money on college."

"I tried changing my password to ""brazildefense"" but Reddit said it was too weak hope you find it funny!"

"The two secrets of life 1. Don't tell everyone everything you know."