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Joke of the Day

"My husband asked if I've heard of Justin Bieber. Then he hooked up the horse and plowed the back 40 because he's Amish, apparently."

"What do you call a dog that harasses kids? A pit bully!"

"Two peanuts were walking down the street One was assaulted"

"What do you call a radioactive Angler? Nuclear fishin'"

"You can lead a horticulture ...but you can't make her think"

"I wish I had the confidence in humanity that Guinness had when they bought a 9,000 year lease."

"The best joke ever What do Egyptian kings sing on their birthday? For he's a jolly good Pharaoh. Was that bad? Ye, pharaoh-nuff"

"Me: goodnight moon Warren Moon: how did you get in my house?"

"Why are Jewish men circumcised ? Because a Jewish woman won't touch anything unless it's 50% off."

"What kid of music do old people listen to? Hip-Pop"