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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a white girl with an ass? A honkey with a donk-ey"
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"Jesus fed 5,000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread. That's not a miracle. That's tapas."
"What do you call really mean grass? *Agrassive*"
"When the police officer asks how much have I had to drink tonight- 'all of it' wasn't as funny to him as it was to me."
"What happened when the husband tried to deep fry his wife? She went to the battered women's shelter"
"AMERICA: Where someone will eventually figure out how to fry Vodka"
"I got fired from the health spa. A psychic came in and asked for a back rub. I gave him one, but then I got in trouble for massage-a-mystic behavior."
"How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world? Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go."
"""Knock knock"" ""Who's there?"" And it was at that moment when Peter broke down in tears, having realized that his mother's Alzheimer disease had finally reached past the point of no return."
"A man goes for his first prostate exam ""I am sorry doctor, but where can I leave my pants?"" ""Right there where I left mine"" - the doctor says"