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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the unjust murder of someone? Out of the Blue."
Next Joke
"Q: What's an archeologist? A: Someone whose career is in ruins."
"I was going to make a sheep joke But it just came out baaaaaaaad"
"I hate bikes that carry two people. I can't tandem."
"Did you guys hear about the joke about the high wall? It's so funny, I'm still trying to get over it."
"How many designers does it take to change a lightbulb? Does it really have to be a lightbulb?"
"Took my 3 year old to a lot of historic sites and whale watching today. Asked what her favourite part was and she said, ""The M&M's""."
"[spelling bee] Your word is ""coincide"" -could u use it in a sentence? Sure: When the nickel murdered the penny it was a case of ""coincide"""
"Believe it or not but my penis was once in the book of Guinness World Records. The librarian got pretty pissed though and kicked me out."
"what's brown and goes through walls? a poopy spooky"