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Joke of the Day
"Saudi Arabia 900 women thinking they can run for office and win. Ha"
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"Mitt Romney: ""I believe marriage should be between a man and a woman, and a woman, and a woman..."""
"Why was the black man arrested? Good question."
"LPT: Laminate your index cards when studying. Not only does it prevent smearing, but the teardrops actually roll right off."
"A religious American just went on a killing spree with out killing anyone. Talk about a bad AIMish"
"My black friend was told he couldn't run in the boston marathon Bunch of racists."
"So, a man with a baby newt on his head walks into a barber's... And says, ""Short back and sides, axolotl off the top."""
"I ate a sausage earlier, and it didn't taste very nice It was the wurst sausage I've ever eaten."
"What is cheese's favorite music genre? R and Brie"
"My telethon to raise money for starving children in Africa was a huge flop. I didn't know the TV added 10 pounds. Those kids looked fine. :("