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Joke of the Day
"Confucius say man who at night have scratchy bottom have at morning smelly fingers"
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"""Holy shit, amazing!!!"" -Asian guy using fork for the first time"
"When a woman says ""fine"" what she really means is ""I'm going to say things are fine but they really aren't and I will later throw it back in your face."
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"[blank], teaching english better than english teachers since it's release. Video games."
"Trust Mom!"
"How are wearing Crocs like having butt sex with a guy? It feels really good until you look down and realize you're gay."
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