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Joke of the Day

"A religious American just went on a killing spree with out killing anyone. Talk about a bad AIMish"

"OH GOD! BOB IS HAVING A HEART ATTACK! QUICK SOMEONE CALL A TEMP AGENCY. I'M SURE AS HELL NOT DOING ALL HIS WORK."

"After math class, my friend fell off of a vertical cliff... I yelled Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^!"

"How much does the economist-turned-prostitute charge for a blowjob? $200, possibly more if you account for inflation."

"Sorry I yelled ""GET A ROOM!"" at your grandson's wrestling tournament."

"I broke up with my gym We just weren't working out."

"I hope the meteorite crash in Russia doesn't affect the price of Vodka!"

"Two reasons i never let my girlfriend touch my iPhone 1)I don't have an iPhone 2)I don't have a girlfriend."

"Man walks into library & asks if they have any books on bukkake. The librarian replies, ""A lot of people come for that."""

"GF: I'm sick of communicating via walkie talkies. I think we should breakup ME: we should breakup what? OVER GF: its over ME: its what? OVER"