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Joke of the Day
"I ate a sausage earlier, and it didn't taste very nice It was the wurst sausage I've ever eaten."
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"Considering ""Thank You"" cards are a thing, I'm going to invent ""No, thank YOU!"" cards and people will send them back and forth forever."
"Some lesbians built a house on my block... It was all tongue-in-groove with no studs."
"Unless you're planning to lay there shirtless in an open casket, there really is no point to killing yourself with diet and exercise."
"Donald Trump wants to ban shredded cheese... He wants to make America grate again"
"Why can't dyslexics tell jokes? They always punch up the fuckline."
"The relationship stages;- :* :'("
"""Did you know Yemen is the most mentioned country in everyday speech?"" Person 2: ""Really?"" Me: ""Yeah, man."""
"From a very early age, I used to feel like a guy trapped in a woman's body... ...then I was born."
"A boy talks to his mother about what he hopes to become. The boy said, ""Mom? I have something to tell you"" ""Go ahead"", the mother said. ""I promise not to laugh."" *The boy wanted to be a comedian.*"