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"Why was the black man arrested? Good question."
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"""Florence + the Machine"" would be a funny name for a Leonardo da Vinci biopic. Follow this account for more goodass Renaissance tweets"
"Why do wallets make so much noise? Because money talks."
"How do you make 7 even? By removing the S"
"Zelda Williams came over my house and stormed out in a rage... All I did was ask her ""How's it hangin?"""
"Where do all the good boys go to hide away? r/cringepics Based off Daya's song ""Hide Away"""
"You know that awesome feeling when you finally understand a word problem in math class? Me neither."
"Google Search: -is my toaster broken -can fire ants make toast -bathtub fire, small -house fire, how to stop -is house fire toast a thing?"
"Did you hear about the constipated accountant? He just couldn't ""budge-it""."
"Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side!"