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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a pessimistic cupcake? A Little Debbie downer."
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"There I was, waiting to pay for my landscaping materials, when suddenly... ...I was charged for aggregated basalt."
"Looks like the UK didn't read the fine print when cutting off ties with the EU... You Brexit, you bought it."
"What do you call a bison that's sick to his stomach? A barffalo"
"Q: What do you call Robin Hood's mother? A: Mother Hood."
"Bad joke I made but thought it was clever in 4th grade What do you get when you slice ice cream? Slice cream! ... I think I'll join the reposting group now..."
"UPDATE: This year's most popular Halloween costume will be Slutty Chilean Miner."
"HULK:*smashes a tank* IRON MAN:*flies bomb into space to save mankind* HAWKEYE: I have an arrow w/ your name on it pal, hold on stand still"
"What do you get with a room full of 32 Alabamans? A full set of teeth"
"Why are Fathers like parking spaces? The good ones are already taken!"