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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a pessimistic cupcake? A Little Debbie downer."
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"Kinda weird how much we're attracted to each other's genitals even though they're gross."
"Before we start this relationship, I am going to need you to explain a few pics in your Facebook albums."
"What did the blind paraplegic get for Christmas? cancer."
"If any pandas are reading this: neat!"
"Best Joke EVER!!!! MUST READ!!!! Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh wait I forgot it... Shoot"
"What did the big chimmney say to the little chimmney? Stop smoking. You are too young to smoke"
"What sign did the mother put up in her neighbourhood when she realized her child's IQ was below average? SLOW CHILDREN PLAYING"
"It can get pretty exhausting hating as many people as I do in a day."
"Therapist: Problem? Me: I always quote Eminem lyrics. T: Explain? M: I can't tell you what it really is,I can only tell u what it feels like"