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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a bison that's sick to his stomach? A barffalo"

"Have you ever thought about the word racecar and how it's a palindrome? Put it backwards and it spells racecar, put it sideways and it kills Paul Walker."

"Apparently it's okay for the office to have ""casual Friday's,"" but ""nudist Tuesday's"" are frowned upon. How embarrassing for me."

"What did one deodorant say to the other? I can't understand you, your axe scent is too strong."

"Step 1 Change your wifi password to blowmefirst. Step 2 Wait for someone to ask for your wifi password."

"IamA PC user who bought winrar AMA"

"""You're so cold, I wished you would just disappear!"" His temperature then dropped to 0 Kelvin and he disappeared"

"I can't stop watching this TV series on the history of the Black Monks It's been addicting"

"One day I mixed my girlfriend up with flour and butter then I stirred in some milk and sugar. She's scone now..."

"What's the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute? The prostitute can wash their crack and sell it again."