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Joke of the Day
"Q: What do you call Robin Hood's mother? A: Mother Hood."
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"I can't trust my heart or my brain to tell me who the next President will be But I can trust my Vegas bookie and will be talking to him in October"
"Girls love shoes... so if she throws one at you, you know she's really pissed off."
"Knock knock Who's there? Owls . . . Owls who? Yes they do"
"What happened when the bankrupt eastern european jumped off a building? The Czech bounced."
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"Whats the difference between the Titanic and EA servers. The Titanic only went down once."
"I once had a brush with Death and then a floss and a rinse; no woman wants to get intimate with a dark annihilator of souls with bad teeth."
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"Apparently when I'm at Olive Garden I'm family. So why did they call the cops when I left without paying? My family never makes me pay."