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Joke of the Day
"Q: What do you call Robin Hood's mother? A: Mother Hood."
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"I told my Mom that I was going to the Apple store and she said, ""You sound like you're 4 - it's the grocery store""."
"How do you make a woman scream for an hour after sex? You wipe your dick with her pillow"
"Jokes on her! I LIKE sleeping on the couch."
"What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick down your throat."
"What do you call a hirsute ceramicist? Hairy Potter"
"Q. What did the bagpiper get on his I.Q. test? A. Drool."
"""my dad could beat up your dad"" we're brothers you idiot *cut to dad stepping on rake, knocking himself out*"
"I was gonna make a chemistry joke... But all the good ones Argon."
"Why did the climate scientist cross the road? To analyze the chicken s carbon footprint."