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Joke of the Day
"UPDATE: This year's most popular Halloween costume will be Slutty Chilean Miner."
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"It's a joke, not a dick. Don't take it so hard."
"How does the Moon cut the Sun's hair? He eclipse it."
"Get a new car for your spouse - it'll be a great trade!"
"Grape Joke What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breathe!"
"Why does Bernie always hold the podium while giving a speech? It's tough to stand on your own when you have no spine."
"I don't get why lesbians are called dykes. People keep explaining to me, but the idea just doesn't hold water."
"Time goes by quicker when you have fun But one does not simply have fun"
"Remember when parents said ""I'll give you something to cry about"" & were scared they'd hit us but they destroyed the housing market instead?"
"What seperates black people and white people? The bars. Shoutout to my bud Treyvon for this joke from almost 7 years ago."