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Joke of the Day
"UPDATE: This year's most popular Halloween costume will be Slutty Chilean Miner."
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"What time did Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon? Tennish"
"You know whats the problem with Proctologists.... They always butt in."
"How did the Ethiopian escape prison? He squeezed through the bars."
"What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you? Your calves!"
"How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? ...pick it up and suck it's dick."
"The steak that I put in the Easy Bake Oven as a child is still not done"
"Guy to a friend, ""I just got a new job"" Friend ""oh yeah doing what?"" Guy ""fucking your mom, it's got good health benefits"""
"'Not Actual Game Footage' 'Translation' 'We put more effort into this advert than the actual game'"
"What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes? You can't mash Frankenstein."