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Joke of the Day
"Why are Fathers like parking spaces? The good ones are already taken!"
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"Why did the religious bull get mad Because he had a bi-son"
"My welcome mat says, ""Oh shit! Not you again!"""
"What do you call a gay guy who gives bad blow jobs? A tooth fairy."
"Cherry tree How do you hide a elephant in a cherry tree? Paint it's balls red. Howed Tarzan die? Picking cherries."
"Interviewer: ""So why should we hire you?"" Me: ""Cause I need a job very badly."" Interviewer: ""So?"" Me: ""And you have a vacancy. BINGO"""
"If you throw a party how do you know Mrs. Elephant is in her period? Your mattress is missing and, theirs a quarter on the dresser."
"Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil!"
"I bet Melania Trump really regrets buying a speech off Craigslist now."
"Oh trust me, I am very racist I ran plenty of marathons"