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Joke of the Day
"Why are Fathers like parking spaces? The good ones are already taken!"
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"What is the name of the new game show hosted by Katt Williams? Are You Stronger Than A 7th Grader?"
"I know this is the kind of thing everyone avoids talking about, but I'm going to say it. I think I'm smarter than most, if not all, babies."
"How do you get a Catholic nun pregnant? Dress her as a choirboy"
"*At the ouija board* Me: Err... mom? Can't we just... Ouija board: A-N-D A-N-O-T-H-E-R T-H-I-N-G"
"Why hasn't Harper Lee had any kids? Because she's never spoonfed anyone anything."
"How do you reject a French girl? Just say neaux."
"Taxidermist's Wife: Whatcha thinkin' about? Taxidermist: Stuff."