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Joke of the Day

"A woman, two Hispanics, a black guy, and a white guy all walk into a bar... They then run for the Republican nomination for President"

"Do you ever wake up, kiss the person sleeping beside you and feel glad to be alive? I just did and I won't be allowed on this airline again"

"A woman drives into a bar."

"*puts stethoscope up to chest* Dr: I dont hear..U don't have a heart Karen ""Did my ex Kyle put u up to this?"" *Im in the bushes giggling*"

"What do Catholic priests and the Zika Virus have in common? They both give kids a little head."

"Guy: Wanna go out? Girl: I have a boyfriend. Guy: It's just like soccer, just because theres a goalie doesnt mean you cant score."

"Great feats are always about timing. You think Hitler would have killed that many Jews four thousand years ago?"

"Why are Mormons more like Muslims than they are like Christians? Christians are not-for-prophet organizations."

"1. Put on clown shoes. 2. Sit in toilet stall with feet pulled up. 3. Wait for someone to enter other stall. 4. Slowly lower feet to floor"

"PC gamers don't take hot showers. They take Steam-y ones."