137133

Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend broke up with me She thinks that I'm childish. So, I calmed down. Took a deep breath. Went to her house. Rang the doorbell and then ran away."

"Due to the weather, I was able to use the words ""wet and slippery"" at work all day without anyone thinking I'm a big perv."

"How do you cure a Polish heroin addict? Give him a plastic spoon"

"How does a Chinese cat say hello? Mi Hao."

"I'm emotionally constipated. I haven't given a shit in days."

"Bollywood What's the reason Bollywood Cast parties are awkward? They think Cast is spelled with an e."

"Never have sex after getting a concussion. It's fucking confusing."

"I can't believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That's 7 years in a row now."

"Why did the cancer patient get smacked? His hand was bigger than his face."

"Is the Black Friday name racist? Because everything's a steal?"