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Joke of the Day

"Why did the cancer patient get smacked? His hand was bigger than his face."

"A wizard walks into a gay bar... ...And disappears with a poof."

"HOLLYWOOD They wanted me for the lead role in Twelve Years a slave but id only been married for 10"

"A terrible plane crash occurred in Lithuania last week. A two-seater airplanecrash landed in a cemetery and exploded. They've recovered 300 bodies so far,and they're still digging them up."

"What is Zack Morris's favorite type of word? A Preppysition"

"When Luke(Skywalker) fell in love with (Princess) Leia, you could say... he was looking for love in Alderaan places!"

"I'm not scared I'll end up in an asylum after a breakdown. I'm scared someone will record it on their phone and I'll end up on a GIF."

"What do you call a Moroccan candy distributor? Fez dispenser."

"Dear 6-year-old me: As an adult you won't need to know cursive but you will need an ability to type with your thumbs. The future is weird."

"A Febreze commercial but with pot head teenagers trying not to get busted by their parents that had just walked in the house."