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Joke of the Day
"I'm emotionally constipated. I haven't given a shit in days."
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"A great way to de-stress is to get in a car & drive til ur in a new town & ur name is Geoff. Doesnt matter if ur a boy or girl, ur Geoff now"
"Our perfume store is finally going out of business... I guess it just makes scents.Nobody nose about us."
"Cinderella If you play Cinderella backwards it's a woman learning her place...."
"How to shave a cat's butt I won't tell you, you dirty person !"
"I assume most of braille writing is just shit talking about non-blind people."
"What is the difference between a baby and a feminist? The baby grows up and learns to stop crying."
"As a rule, if the number of genders allowed to drive in your country is less than two, you live in an awful country."
"The road to success is always under construction."
"What was Nero's favorite kind of sandwich? A Plebeian J"