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Joke of the Day
"I'm emotionally constipated. I haven't given a shit in days."
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"This post is a broken pencil It is pointless."
"What do you call a pissed-off Founding Father? A Cranky-Doodle-Dandy!"
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"It's scary living in Massachusetts... Every time I watch the news I hear about Mass shootings."
"Just became a father last week! My son is a tea fanatic, can you guess his favorite kind? Tit-tea"
"I paid My 11 old $10 to do the dishes, so on her way to the bathroom I mugged her...because, you know, life lesson."
"What did the poop say to the pee when he was hitting on her? I may be a two but your an eight.."
"eer booze and fun!' 'Remember an alcoholic & a drunk are not the same thing at all. The alcoholic has to attend meetings."
"Good Friday. No. Stop, I said no. NO. BAD FRIDAY. BAD."