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Joke of the Day
"How do you cure a Polish heroin addict? Give him a plastic spoon"
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"Did you hear Nicky Minaj was admitted to hospital? She had a massive anus rhythm."
"Why did the funeral director cover his mouth? he kept coffin"
"50 Shades He slowly but firmly grabs my throat. I try to say goodbye and I choke. I try to walk away and I stumble...' - 50 Shades of Macy Gray."
"Women are better than cake. You can have a woman and eat her too."
"If they ever start charging for air... I'll buy a bag of chips, at least it will be a package deal."
"A guy goes to the doctor... The doctor says ""You have to stop masturbating."" The guy says ""Why?"" The doctor says ""...because I'm trying to take your blood pressure."""
"The economy is SO bad... ...that Americans are emailing Nigerians and asking for help with money."
"What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick."
"Religion... That is all."