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Joke of the Day
"Never have sex after getting a concussion. It's fucking confusing."
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"Why is Peter pan always flying? Because he NEVERLANDS. This joke is great because it never grows old."
"What do you call a short Native American programmer? A Little Endian -I'll get the door."
"How do you confuse a drummer? Give him sheet music"
"Flip flops are fun because every time you take a step it's like a high-five for your feet."
"I still remember the last thing my grandma said before she kicked the bucket. ""hey, watch me kick this bucket""."
"When a celebrity dies, who's the helpful psychopath that immediately changes all the ""is""s to ""was""s on their Wikipedia page?"
"Photons don't even matter."
"My friend keeps dressing up like a pregnant Corgi for Halloween... Me: ""Dude, stop being be bitch!"""
"I hope you guys like one-line antijokes"