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Joke of the Day

"I can't believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That's 7 years in a row now."

"Why don't Jedi Knights use the Kelvin scale? Only a Sith deals in absolutes."

"Ordered my grilled cheese with tomato. Go hard or go home."

"Did you hear about the German republication of Mein Kampf? It's causing a lot of Fuhrer."

"Two cannibals are eating a clown One turns to the other and says, ""Does this taste funny to you?"" The other one replies ""Yeah, it kinda does."" Two days later they both died of food poisoning."

"Why is Bruce Lee so good at telling jokes? Because if his punch line doesn't work, you still get a kick out of it."

"What do you call a troupe of performing Redditors? Cirque le Jerk"

"Why did the chicken get an ouija board? To contact those who had crossed over to the other side."

"My dad went to Vietnam He single-handedly shot and killed 32 north vietnamese. Next year we're going on vacation somewhere else. Edit: spelling"

"Why can't the bicycle stand on its own? Because it's two tired"