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Joke of the Day
"How does a Chinese cat say hello? Mi Hao."
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"Why do slovaks don't like Czechs? They prefer cash."
"A girl from Alabama asked me if I found her attractive. I said, ""You've got a face only a brother could love."""
"Why do farts smell? So that deaf people can enjoy them too."
"Envelope containing poop. Sorry for the shit post."
"7 days without puns makes one weak."
"Bill Cosby's new t.v. show premier's next month, ""Rape Victims Say the Darndest Things!"""
"It's a sin to love another's wife and a punishment to love yours."
"It must be hard to be the fat kid in your classroom... And must be even harder for Kim Jong Eun, who is the only fat kid in his country."
"I had children for two reasons; I wanted to start a loving family, and I needed a quick excuse to leave things."