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Joke of the Day
"How does a Chinese cat say hello? Mi Hao."
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"What did the red dog say to the blue dog? Nothing, dogs can't speak."
"Why did the lizard go on a diet ? It weighed too much for its scales !"
"How do you circumcise a guy in Alabama? You kick her sister in the chin!"
"When I see crate of kittens in a pet store I think ""oh a crazy cat lady starter kit!"""
"I accidentally swallowed some thread a few days ago, and passed it out today. I shit you knot."
"Forget waterboarding. You want confessions? Lock the guy in a room with a laptop, a Twitter account and a bottle of whiskey."
"You say you don't eat a lot of fast food but it kinda looks a little like you do."
"My grandpa is just like a plant. If you don't feed him, he'll die. Plus, he's super quiet when he's in the room watching you have sex."
"What did the 80 grit sandpaper say to the 36 grit sandpaper? You're a little rougher than I'm used to, but I'll grit and bear it. I'm sorry, that joke was a little rough ;D"