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Joke of the Day

"Bollywood What's the reason Bollywood Cast parties are awkward? They think Cast is spelled with an e."

"Jesus said that he'd get rid of evil people, whereas Norse gods said they'd get rid of frost giants. nnI don't see many frost giants around."

"Girl is asked by her teacher in class to use handsome in a sentence. (She pauses to think) Girl: Sometimes when I'm giving my bf a blowjob, my mouth gets tired... so then I use my *handsome*."

"I'm very good to my wife, everyday I'll run the hot water and put the bubbles in for her ...just to make doing the dishes that bit easier."

"I was hoping my sister could help me with trigonometry... But then I remembered, ""she's in middle school, of course secant"""

"Me: I'm happy right now. Life: Lol one sec"

"It's so damn hot outside... I called my ex so I could be around something shady."

"Why do girls always walk around in odd numbered groups? Because they can't even."

"Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play? A: They're trying to get away from the noise."

"To all the nerds out there There are 10 types of people in this world; those who understand binary, and those who don't."