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Joke of the Day

"Samsung just announced a series of water resistant phones.... Just what you want in a phone that sets itself on fire - to be water resistant."

"The lights at the Chinese restaurant were too bright... ... so the manager had to dim sum"

"What is DJ Khaled's favorite fraction? 1/9. Because, after the decimal, it's always another one."

"Two red blood cells met and fell in love. But alas, it was in vein."

"If vegetarians eat vegetables.... ....beware the Humanist!"

"a priest, a rabbi, and a nun naked except for a rosary, all walk into a bar... the bartender says ""what is this, a joke?"""

"Just imagine if Usain Bolt was your father and you were trying to run away from a beating."

"I enjoy April Fool's Day because I like responding to fake pregnancy announcement texts with ""no wonder you've been looking chubby""."

"Why Did Hitler Quit Drinking? It made him angry."

"Where do comedian Eskimos live? A Giggloo."