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Joke of the Day
"Where do comedian Eskimos live? A Giggloo."
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"Today's youth are getting worse.. Today's youth are getting worse. I was in a church yesterday, when I saw a guy lighting a cigarette from the candle. I was so shocked, that I dropped my beer bottle"
"Asked my dad if he heard about the head tranplant on the news. He said, ""No, but it sounds like it's way ahead of it's time."""
"I'm going to name my dick Pride. So when I fuck your mom, she will be filled with Pride."
"Two Irish homosexuals Michael Fitzpatrick & Patrick Fitzmichael"
"Whoa. I just did something & almost forgot to document it on the Internet. That was a close one."
"NASA's JUNO Probe finally reached Jupiter after ~5 year journey exactly halfway to its journey to Uranus."
"Why didn't Anne Frank finish her diary? She needed more concentration."
"You wanna do stuff with toys in bed? Let's do it; I've already got like 3 hot wheels cars and a Barbie in there right now, so...."
"What do you call a personal laptop floating in the ocean? A Dell - Rolling In The Deep"