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Joke of the Day
"If vegetarians eat vegetables.... ....beware the Humanist!"
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"There are two types of countries in the world.... Those who use the metric system, and those who have a successful space program."
"want to know why i didnt have sex last night? The roofie didn't work."
"What's a pirate's least favorite letter? **R** systems have detected a breach of copyright coming from your home address."
"How are beer nuts like deer nuts? You can find a small bag of each under a buck."
"What do you call a black ninja? Incog-negro."
"I buy my shoes three sizes too big so if I run into a clown posse I'll have automatic street cred."
"Just found out a spider's been living in my shower. Just hanging out. Quietly. Watching me. So, long story short, I HAVE A NEW BOYFRIEND!"
"How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb 2, but don't ask me how they got in there."
"Girl are you the burning bush? Cuz you're hot. And there's no conceivable reason you should be talking to me."