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Joke of the Day
"The lights at the Chinese restaurant were too bright... ... so the manager had to dim sum"
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"[Job interview] ""What would you say is your greatest strength?"" ""Sticking my fingers in people's mouths."" ""Arhghv-um-hirv-ok-hrbsj-hired"""
"What did the Alabama woman say when she lost her virginity? Dad you're crushing my cigarettes."
"I just found out that all the different colors in Fruit Loops are the same flavor, and now I don't know what's real anymore"
"I would walk over Lego's for you."
"How do you count cows? With a cowculator"
"Found $0.83 under my pillow. It appears that I still have all of my teeth so now I'm a little worried about what I was paid for."
"Movember may be over... ...but Pubecember is just getting started."
"Air travel is 60% device recharging and 40% other people's farts."
"Where do cowboys cook their meals? On the range"