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Joke of the Day

"The lights at the Chinese restaurant were too bright... ... so the manager had to dim sum"

"A 3-foot long chocolate bar is ""fun size"" not a 2-inch one. I'm not afraid to be controversial."

"Why come cats purr? It's your pussy's way of saying ""I love you."""

"I've been a right-leaning man for most of my life Fuck scoliosis."

"[spelling bee] judge: your word is serendipity. me: can you use it in a sentence. judge: sure. gary googled the word serendipity."

"[1st date] HER: I love the idea of marriage. What are your thoughts on it? ME: [trying to impress her] I have 6 wives"

"Why your mother had you Your mother did not get an abortion when she found out she was pregnant with you because she wanted you, but because the abortion cost more then keeping you alive."

"I watched two gay guys put up a tent today.... ...that was a camp sight."

"Wanted to be a Karmania?! it is so much easy to have comment karmas than having 1 simple link karma"

"Scientists have grown human vocal chords in a Petri dish... The results speak for themselves."