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Joke of the Day

"I enjoy April Fool's Day because I like responding to fake pregnancy announcement texts with ""no wonder you've been looking chubby""."

"What type of Bee gives Milk? A BooBee!"

"I don't watch World Cup soccer. If I wanted to see grown men struggle to score for 90 minutes I'd go to a bar."

"What book did the rabbit take on vacation? One with a hoppy ending."

"Why did Captain Hook cross the road? To get to the second hand shop"

"What famous person is a huge fan of trees? ""Tim ber""ton"

"Peanuts HEY THERE SO TWO PEANUTS ARE WALKING DOWN THE STREET, AND ONE WAS ASSAULTED. http://www.masterpiecepumpkins.com/Graphics/RodneyDangerfield%20%20_orig.jpg"

"A man was caught peeing in public by a police officer. The cop's only reaction was... ""Urine trouble now."""

"I received an email from Google It said, ""At Google Earth we can read maps backwards "" I thought, ""That's just spam."""

"What is a priest's favorite candy? Sacramentos"