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Joke of the Day
"Why Did Hitler Quit Drinking? It made him angry."
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"I want this guy to teach me to fish, but he keeps handing me lemons."
"Job interview Well, tell me about your last job I was a woodcutter And where did you work? Saara Wait, isn't that a des.. you start tomorrow!"
"Three rifles walk into a bar... ... and one of them was assault."
"Have you heard about that new film about the tractor? I just saw the trailer."
"LPT: How to keep time on your hands Get a watch."
"[getting car jacked] umm i know i'm supposed to resist and all but if we don't cooperate we're both gonna miss McDonalds breakfast so hop in"
"What do you call the happy fellow that brings death to the people? The grin reaper"
"What is the similarity of pizza and your parents? If they are black you will not eat tonight! (Sorry if this racist joke caused any offence)"
"Women are just like wine In my cave."