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Joke of the Day

"Today's special menu The waiter asked, ""Would you like to hear today's special?"" ""Yes please,"" I smiled. ""Today is special,"" he replied, then walked off."

"The word ""nothing"" is a palindrome. ""Nothing"" reversed is ""Gnihton"". Which also means nothing."

"What time does Sean Connery like to go to Wimbledon at? Tenish."

"I was scraping a window at my Grandma's house.... I then thought up a joke for my mom to hear it was ""This window scraping stuff is a pane in the glass!"" She laughed :)"

"My friend told me that I just don't understand irony. Which was ironic because we were at a bus stop at the time."

"the elevator business is great It has its ups and downs"

"Why do they put fences around graveyards? Because people are just dying to get in."

"[at bank] *slides teller a note* Teller: Me: T: M: [winks] T: Seriously!? M: uh huh T: M: T: *slides me a lollipop*"

"Blonde joke What is the first nursery rhyme blondes learn in primary school? A. Hump me dump me!!"

"What is Bear Grylls' favourite web browser? Internet *explorer*!"