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Joke of the Day
"What is DJ Khaled's favorite fraction? 1/9. Because, after the decimal, it's always another one."
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"Staying Positive Who needs anti depressants when you have a Van Der Graaf Generator"
"OMG. I saw Leonardo da Vinci trending and thought he died."
"What's the difference between a lesbian and a canoe? A canoe tips."
"A very busty woman whispers to me ""I want you to tell me if these look real"" my eyes widen, then she takes out pictures of the moon landing"
"Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? ... Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?"
"How did alien defeat predator? ""Hi, why don't you have a seat right over there please.."""
"IF SIMBA COULD GROW TO THE SIZE OF A HEALTHY ADULT LION EATING BUGS THEN SO CAN I"
"What couldn't the cross-eyed teacher do?.... Control their pupils"
"I ran into a fat guy on the way to work Luckily I bounced back"