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Joke of the Day
"Just imagine if Usain Bolt was your father and you were trying to run away from a beating."
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"I could never succeed at chemistry. I Guess that's why it's called chemist ""try"""
"I take karate classes solely to fight off hobos who mistake my man bun for a delicious cinnamon roll"
"Why are lesbian prostitutes so wealthy? They make money hand over fist"
"My only goal in life is to be immortal So far, so good"
"3-year-old girl My 3-year-old niece, stomping her feet in anger, making faces. Me: What's wrong ? 3-year-old: NOTHING! Phew! she's already a woman :-o"
"Did you hear Wells Fargo has a baseball team? They are really good at stealing homes."
"Check up I went for a health check-up the other day, the doctor said, 'you've got to stop masturbating' I said, 'Why?' He said, 'Because I'm trying to examine you'."
"Mistakenly used yahoo for searching instead of google. It's like someone used google two days ago & is trying to remember the results."
"Why would a needle even be in a haystack? Who sews in a barn?"