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Joke of the Day

"You could be a ""Before"" model."

"China has developed a liquid metal that can transform into any shape. While the U.S. has created a breakfast sandwich with Hash Browns now at Taco Bell."

"Batman: Life isn't a video game. Your actions have consequences *Robin writes 'I'm sorry I forgot to buy Charmin' 100 times on Batpaper*"

"I always assume girls who wear ponytails love sucking d*ck. (I assume the same about guys with ponytails as well)"

"What did the people call the bad hot dog stand? The WURST!"

"Did you hear about the Mexican Train Killer? He had loco motives"

"Why did God invent Yeast infections? So woman know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt!"

"What does a widow say when she wakes up? Mourning"

"What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree on top of you would kill you? A pool table."

"The average person has sex 90 times a year. Man this going to be an epic new years eve!"