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Joke of the Day

"Batman: Life isn't a video game. Your actions have consequences *Robin writes 'I'm sorry I forgot to buy Charmin' 100 times on Batpaper*"

"NOBAMA I've been seeing a lot of these ""NOBAMA"" stickers recently and I find that I have to agree. I hate the crimson tide too."

"*Blind Date* Her: Ask me anything.. Me: Do you know how to properly layer nachos? Her: Are you seri.. Me: *flips table*"

"______________________ I'm drawing a blank here."

"Do they have a pregnancy test for immaculate conceptions?"

"What's the name of the Russian Bee Gees cover band? KGBGs"

"Who was the roundest knight in King Arthur's court? Circumference."

"A very old joke: why is the letter r so important? Because without it, our friends would be fiends."

"I spent the whole evening knotsurfing! Don't you mean netsurfing? No everyone was complaining because I tied the computer up for ages!"

"My great grandma started to giggle at a barbecue and when I asked what's funny she said "" everyone here is alive because I got laid ""."