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Joke of the Day

"Batman: Life isn't a video game. Your actions have consequences *Robin writes 'I'm sorry I forgot to buy Charmin' 100 times on Batpaper*"

"love Boyfreind "" Honey, your chest is so flat, but your hole is sooo tight"" girlfreind "" Get off my back!"""

"Why are American police officers so bad at snooker? They always shoot the black"

"I'm really good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I just don't know Y I'll show myself the door."

"What do a gang member and a redneck have in common? They both know how to throw a good hoe down."

"Today's Generation ""omg my parents never let me have anything."" via iPhone"

"A spider just fell from the ceiling and landed right in front of me and now I have to explain why a woman was screaming in my cubicle."

"I like my women like I like my Starbucks coffee. Left cold and empty with my name written across them."

"A costumer just said to me that my daughter and I look like twins. And I was like, ""Well, we were separated at birth."""

"It's Thanksgiving today. Long story short it's where Americans give thanks to the English for inventing them. You're welcome."