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Joke of the Day
"What does a widow say when she wakes up? Mourning"
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"What are you doing? I'm trying to call Washington! Oh haven't you heard? He's dead!"
"One joke. http://imgur.com/pjaDq"
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"Now that Fall is here, do you think all the teenage girls with duck-faces will fly South for the winter?"
"Try not to put yourself in a position where you have to say ""I'm not actually a Nazi"""
"How to die with dignity. 1. Grab your dignity with your right hand. 2. Die"
"Opening a Christian gym called 'Jehovah's Fitness'"
"My cat just walked by me carrying a toy mouse I don't remember buying her. Women be shoppin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Helen Keller wouldnt know what a dick was if it hit her in the face."