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Joke of the Day
"What does a widow say when she wakes up? Mourning"
Next Joke
"First Kangaroo: What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way? Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam."
"Two elephants and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bud dum tss."
"Chihuahua is my favorite pet that is also the sound I make during a bikini wax."
"I carry around a note in my wallet that says, ""The curse must be passed, I'm so sorry"" in case it's ever stolen."
"I was so close to having sex after a long dry spell Then my wife woke me up"
"[ER: Goth Unit] Nurse: Doctor, the patient is starting to smile Doctor: God damnit NOT ON MY WATCH I WANT 500 CCS OF JOY DIVISION NOW"
"me: wow a pegasus flying horse: actually Pegasus was just one horse we all have different names me: oh whats yours flying horse: Pegasus 2"
"What do you call it when you do papercrafts with seaweed? Norigami."
"Doctor: ""I think this patient is dying. What blood type is he?"" Nurse: ""B positive."" Doctor: ""Okay. I don't think this patient is dying."""