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Joke of the Day
"The average person has sex 90 times a year. Man this going to be an epic new years eve!"
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"I can never decide whether to slam on my breaks or go through a yellow light, so I do an annoying combination."
"What do you call someone who talks to others in public restrooms? A urinarrator."
"I used to sell office supplies to the mafia, file cabinets and label makers and such I was involved in very organized crime"
"Crazy Ex-girlfriends are like a box of chocolates. They'll kill your dog."
"What's the best thing about deadly snakes ? They've got poisonality !"
"I bet there is already someone who's put their number of twitter followers on a college application."
"What is the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your parents that you are gay. (I'm a terrible person.)"
"Remember when you were young and you used to blow bubbles? Well I heard he's out of prison and he's been looking for you..."
"A LGBT activist asked me how I view lesbians Apparently ""fucking inhumane sluts"" wasn't the correct answer"