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Joke of the Day

"China has developed a liquid metal that can transform into any shape. While the U.S. has created a breakfast sandwich with Hash Browns now at Taco Bell."

"Favourite pickup line... Did you know there will be 7 planets tomorrow? Because I am going to destroy Uranus tonight."

"A shrinking man walks into a doctors office. The receptionist says, ""you'll have to be a little patient""."

"Why was the Shire so shocked when Bilbo threw himself and Sam into Mt. Doom? They were the first citizens they ever lost to a Mordor-suicide like that."

"What did the miner say when he struck gold? Au, yeah!"

"1st Monster: What is that son of yours doing these days ? 2nd Monster: He's at medical school. 1st Monster: Oh what's he studying ? 2nd Monster: Nothing they're studying him!"

"Joke of the millennium.. Teacher -""Where is the CAPITAL of out COUNTRY???"" Student -""in Swiss Banks"".. :P :D lolx"

"How do nudists greet each other? With a bare hug."

"a mushroom walks into a bar And the bartender says ""we don't serve your kind here"". The mushroom replies ""what I'm a fungi""."

"twins are fighting over breastfeeding so one wanted to poisoned the other in the morning their dad died"