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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the Mexican Train Killer? He had loco motives"
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"Hey, baby. Are you cheese? 'Cause you look gouda to me."
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"What's the difference between a black man and a white man in the US? A white man makes it to prison."
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"Society: Be yourself. Society: No not like that"
"Every war the Chinese have ever lost... was because of chinks in their armor."
"Funny Joke **Want to hear a dirty joke** > A boy fell in the mud **Want to hear a clean joke** > He took a bath"
"A family walks into a hotel and the father goes to the front desk and says ""I hope the porn is disabled."" The guy at the desk replies. ""It's just regular porn you sick fuck."" Note: This is a bot test"