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Joke of the Day

"I always assume girls who wear ponytails love sucking d*ck. (I assume the same about guys with ponytails as well)"

"my Grandma with alzheimer's at my Wedding asked where's the body?"

"Trading gold for a good consulting / corporate or office joke... Guys, it's been a long day, I need a laugh and I've got three months of gold to give away. Help me out?"

"How many Buddhists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, change comes from within."

"What's the difference between a refugee and E.T? E.T learned English and wanted to go home."

"Men don't get lost; they discover alternative destinations."

"I miss dating The excitement of meeting someone new, that feeling of butterflies when you see if you can climb out their bathroom window..."

"*leads wife into bedroom where rose petals on comforter spell out ""NO, YOU TAKE OUT THE GARBAGE"""

"How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce unionized."

"A Bill Dawes one-liner ""Sex with two guys and a girl isn't called a threesome it's gay sex with a witness"""