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Joke of the Day
"What did the people call the bad hot dog stand? The WURST!"
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"Whew, good thing there's a facebook petition for ending the shutdown, or else we'd be in real trouble."
"My love for you is like a candle. If you forget about me, I will burn your fucking house down"
"I told my boss that I'm quitting my job to become a comedian. He said, ""You can't be serious."" I said, ""I know."""
"I spent 2 hours at a gym looking angry with my arms crossed. The manager thought I worked there and gave me a raise"
"Heck A place reserved for those who don't believe in Gosh."
"....So carrying a ""wet floor"" sign and putting it down immediately after using your best pickup line on a woman is frowned upon!"
"A British man enters customs at an Australian airport. The officer asks ""Do you have a criminal record?"" The man looks confused and replies ""No, do I still need one?"""
"What's the difference between my dick and my jokes? My girlfriend never laughs at my jokes"
"Pictionary is the perfect game to play whenever you need an excuse to punch your friend in the face."