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Joke of the Day
"Love....because sometimes life wants a tag team partner when it fcuks you."
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"My favourite Vikings joke. Blair Walsh"
"If you watch the way that many motorists drive you will soon reach the conclusion that the most dangerous part of a car is the nut behind the wheel."
"Taking my dog out in below zero weather brings one thought to mind. I should have gotten a cat."
"Sometimes I'll order a pizza without any toppings... When I'm feeling saucy."
"My wife and I weren't really expecting a baby, and then BAM!... One smacks right into the windshield."
"I like my slaves like I like my coffee Free"
"I get it, you have a philosophy degree, but I just want you to make my latte, not wax poetic about life, okay Baristotle? Extra foam please."
"A modern recasting of Moses floating down a river in a wicker basket but it's a soccer mom forgetting her baby on the roof of her van."
"*whispering to my newborn son* weed is tight. im siked for u to try it son. im so excited for you. i love you"