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Joke of the Day

"My favourite Vikings joke. Blair Walsh"

"Two old guys were chatting in the park. ""You know, my wife and I were happy for 40 years,"" said one guy. ""What happened?"" asked the other guy. ""We met,"" sighed the first."

"Noah build an ark ""what? why"" I'm gunna flood the earth ""just give me fish powers"" [jealous he didn't think of that] JUST DO WHAT I SAY!"

"What do you call a gaming double entendre? A Ninutendo"

"My wife told me I'm not allowed to impersonate a flamingo anymore... I had to put my foot down"

"Croquettes are not female crocodiles"

"Looks like the Indian bakery nearby is going through some tough times... ... I've just heard they've fired all Naan-essential staff."

"The French are such nice people. (would have been funnier a few decades ago) Do you know why all of the streets in France are lined with trees? The Germans like marching in the shade."

"What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? I just passed your friend in the woods."

"Everything doesn't ""happen for a reason."" The universe is not aware of your existence. Stop being arrogant."